he Bawled awl night

It seems there's an energy drink available at, of all places, TARGET, for all that ails the common man.

Infused with the mystical magic of 'Guarana,' this canned treat gives you all of stuff you need to think about what you did, while giving you a boost of memory juice to try to figure out why you DIDN'T.

I read the back label... nothing yet on 'swelling feelings,' or 'angry disappointment.'

let's all grab a can and toast to possibilities! let's knock a few swigs back for the cool refreshment that is validation, 'cause it DOES exist! And let's now crack open a 48 pack for lost time! Blue Bawls,...

where were you in my teens...?

subtle rejection in a can. Dig it.